crunke munke 

the instant when a small child (Ness or Lucas) prevents the funne monke (DK) from recovering in a smash bros ultimate game

DK tried to recover but was quickly hit with a crunke munke from a Lucas player

crunke munke by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

crunke monke 

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

crunke monke by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

crunkey munkey 

a munkey which is crunkey, if you are to come across a munkey that is crunkey approach with caution, and prepare to get funkey. better back up yo trunkey coz that munkey love humpey

man dat crunkey munkey got ass

crunkey munkey by ballsman69 July 24, 2011

crunky monkey 

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009

monkey crunk 

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004