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crunk monkeys 

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee
kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys
crunk monkeys by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

crunky monkey 

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009

monkey crunk 

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey
Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.
monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

Crunkmonkey 

a homo duesch bag that acts like a retard
That kid slapped my ass yesterday! What a crunkmonkey!
Crunkmonkey by allotta fagina #23 November 2, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004