crunke monke 

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

crunke monke by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

crunk monkeys 

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

crunk monkeys by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

crunky monkey 

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009

monkey crunk 

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

Crunkmonkey 

a homo duesch bag that acts like a retard

That kid slapped my ass yesterday! What a crunkmonkey!

Crunkmonkey by allotta fagina #23 November 2, 2009