Crunge

n. (crunnj)
the transformation twitch when going from sober to stoned

Dude I hit that blunt once and it was instant crunge

by Stoney McToken January 9, 2008

Crunge

A white cartoon cat with a permanent cringe like expression on its face, Commonly used on GaryC’s sketch. it is possibly related to the meme of cats with an expression called “scrunge” where the cat’s face is in a position similar to cringing, and of course similar to Crunge

Average crunge related conversation seen below:
Anon1: crunge is so sexy
Anon2:it’s a cat

by R04CHR0TT December 10, 2021

crunge

a woman, or man, whom you would love to be with, but they are married, dating, uninterested, out-of-your-league, or a prostitute (see Pretty Woman).

the title of a Led Zeppelin song from their fifth album, Houses of the Holy.

Man 1: did you see that girl in front of us on the train?
Man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?
Man 1: yea, what a crunge.

by Tony Guerrasio January 14, 2008

Crunge

The word you say when there's crunge.

That's crunge.

by CrungeLord December 2, 2019

crunge

Someone who has exceeded the normal levels of cringe, and Ian so cringy that they radiate a crungy aura.

"Wow, he's so crunge."

by KizzaWizza February 15, 2017

Crunge

Cringe + Cute

Where something warms your heart and makes you smile, but still also makes you scrunch up like ehhhhnngh

It was cute, it was a good moment.... but WHY. Can we just call it crunge?

by ugoboom April 21, 2020

Crunge.

A cross between clunge (vagina) and cringe. As in, clunge that makes you cringe. Such as an ugly girl, or an unsightly vagina.

Josh: So did you have sex with her?
Harrison: No way, she's Crunge.!

by EnJayBe January 6, 2010