A woman who'
s vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.
Here are some tips to
help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn'
t not be into that either. Now get in there.
Don'
t tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you'
re unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy
pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk,
black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James:
Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!