Crunchy Granola
Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
Crunchy Granola by Kag September 11, 2006
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crunchy granola
a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way
crunchy granola by professor chaos May 23, 2003
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Crunchy Granola Bar
A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Crunchy Granola Bar by deltacircle August 2, 2010
Smooth Crunchy Granola
Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
Smooth Crunchy Granola by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
Crunchy fruit granola
A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
Crunchy fruit granola by Post_bologna September 14, 2019
crunch granola
A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
crunch granola by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
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