crumbo

A poor person of low social status, low intelligence, and who has an unkempt appearance.

Look at those methmouth crumbos rummaging through the dumpster looking for their lost glombi.

by Tuff Earl August 10, 2010

Crumbo

A combo meal with a few extra crumbs on the side. Compliments of the chef.

dude 1: "Greyhound, wanna check out some real meal deals?"
dude 2: "Naaah Bux, ya dun need a scrawny real meal deal when ya havva crumbo!"
dude 1: "Fully sick, Hound! Fully SICK"

by CrumboGoodness August 17, 2010

Fudge crumb

Slang for country music song. As made popular by GMM.

You'll need one scrappy line in your chorus to act as your hook. That's usually the title of the fudge crumb.

by Makg June 16, 2016

Crumbadat Theory

Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy

Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude

by buysideandspeedystock August 22, 2019

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?

Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant

by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

crumb dump

The act of taking a seemingly finished bag of chips, creasing it, and gently pouring the remaining morsels into your gullet.

Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!

by educatedsnacker July 2, 2012

Crumb whore

A crumb whore is the girl at the end of the night that trolls the bar or party for that last minute bang. The girl who looks to clean up the scraps. Once she finds her prize she will make a nibbling noise.

"That crumb whore looks hungry, she won't be going home alone tonight"

by Cliggs September 13, 2015