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A poor person of low social status, low intelligence, and who has an unkempt appearance.
Look at those methmouth crumbos rummaging through the dumpster looking for their lost glombi.
crumbo by Tuff Earl August 10, 2010
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A combo meal with a few extra crumbs on the side. Compliments of the chef.
dude 1: "Greyhound, wanna check out some real meal deals?"
dude 2: "Naaah Bux, ya dun need a scrawny real meal deal when ya havva crumbo!"
dude 1: "Fully sick, Hound! Fully SICK"
Crumbo by CrumboGoodness August 17, 2010

Fudge crumb 

Slang for country music song. As made popular by GMM.
You'll need one scrappy line in your chorus to act as your hook. That's usually the title of the fudge crumb.
Fudge crumb by Makg June 16, 2016

Crumbadat Theory 

Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy
Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?
Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant
Crumb of Coochie by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

crumb dump 

The act of taking a seemingly finished bag of chips, creasing it, and gently pouring the remaining morsels into your gullet.
Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!
crumb dump by educatedsnacker July 2, 2012

Crumb whore 

A crumb whore is the girl at the end of the night that trolls the bar or party for that last minute bang. The girl who looks to clean up the scraps. Once she finds her prize she will make a nibbling noise.
"That crumb whore looks hungry, she won't be going home alone tonight"
Crumb whore by Cliggs September 13, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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