cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.

Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag

by Jones 74 April 17, 2009

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018

douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

by dingledick69 April 6, 2017

Douche Cruise

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.

“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”

by 4OH3 June 27, 2018

douche cruise ship

People who whine too much on web based drifting forums.

He is a douche cruise ship.

by Michelle_LS1 March 7, 2008