A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
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Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.
"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."
by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018
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