cruddies 

Musical composition intended on being poorly written/performed , most often with a humorous subject. Although the concept has been around forever, the phrase "cruddies" was invented by the Markhams in the 1960s.

The Markhams created cruddies to make fun of strange neighbors and kids at school. Now anyone or anything is liable to become a subject of a cruddie.

cruddies by rrrrrribrobTIMMAY May 28, 2007

kiss my chuddies 

To place your lips in a puckered fashion on ones underpants. Generaly reserved for situations involving male underware.

(in reply to a disagreable statment) "Hey! Kiss my chuddies, bitch!"

kiss my chuddies by Mixer September 5, 2003

cruddie 

Person who sucks all the joy and humor right out of you.

Bob: Was that a dementor?
Steve: No, it was a cruddie.
Bob: Same difference.

cruddie by SexyHo June 14, 2004

cruddlesticks 

Catchphrase of David from the Netflix series Hilda. A combination of the words crud and fiddlesticks. Usually used in situations where one has done something stupid, or where one is seriously fucked.

David, seeing Hilda and Frida kissing and groping each other: " Oh cruddlesticks, the only two girls who DON'T think I'm a loser are lesbians. Now what do I do? Oh look, there's a bug on me...."

cruddlesticks by BlackWaltz3 February 5, 2019

Cruddie 

A skanky bitter hag who's jealous of intelligent beautiful women.

"That Cruddie chick sure looks like a bag of wet oatmeal"

Cruddie by Mr. Snuffalupagus June 13, 2004

chuddies 

100% male cotton underwear fastened at the waist by a thin belt-like piece of cotton.

Cotton boxers with a belt.

chuddies by gabber singh February 13, 2003

cruddie 

Crap on the bottom someone's shoe

Those Cruddies are as annoying as shit on the bottom of my shoe.

cruddie by author unknown June 13, 2004