crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 18, 2011

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016