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An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.
"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."
by Miss Marie April 05, 2006
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