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crotch top 

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.
Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"
crotch top by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Kenosha Crotchcopter 

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!
Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

crotchtower 

A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"
"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."
crotchtower by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016

Crotchtosis

Billy refused to go down on his girl because she had a bad case of CROTCHTOSIS!
Crotchtosis by Krzygrl July 2, 2009

crotchtoid

The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.
Sonja pulled her crotchtoid while working the Tread Climber.
crotchtoid by P. Swab February 28, 2008

Crotchtopia 

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.
And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.
Crotchtopia by Erica January 26, 2005