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Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
Crotch Crunchier by mojoroach June 16, 2011

crutch crotch 

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch
I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
crutch crotch by goddessman3 January 20, 2010
It's crunch, but better.
When I bit into the taco i heard a cronch
Cronch by Polarbeareo September 18, 2017
Cronch is the meaning of the sound when you bite or eat a bath bomb.
"Oh, boy. There Jared goes, cronching away."

Friend Crutch 

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
Friend Crutch by axemII June 16, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch 

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.
My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch
Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011