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crotch cheese

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!
crotch cheese by Pooge June 3, 2006

Cheese Crotch 

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

Chilli-Cheese Crotch 

When you lather his/her crotch up with chilli and cheese and proceed to feast like a king/queen.
Hey, Brian! I totally chilli-cheese crotched your mom last night but it triggered my acid reflux.

cheeseburger crotch 

n. The swelling of the vaginal area during pregnancy, so much so that it gives the appearance of packing a cheeseburger in the woman's panties.
"Damn! What the hell are you stuffin in your underware?!"

"It's yo baby. He's giving me cheesburger crotch."
cheeseburger crotch by sarah April 15, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026