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Cross Fados Barbados 

The act of getting both shit faced and high as balls at the same time. Although the phrase is not known to originate in Barbados, it is known to frequently occur there.
Guy 1: Let me rip that bong
Guy 2: You're already pretty faded, are you sure?
Guy 1: Cross Fados Barbados dawg!!!
Cross Fados Barbados by Jamslam2 November 24, 2021

Stroking the Crossbar 

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".

crossbar 

The cops nailed him in that crossbar on the beach.
crossbar by Raymond Watts January 31, 2009

crossbar hotel 

Slang for jail.
Jimmy got caught shoplifting, so he spent the weekend at the crossbar hotel.
crossbar hotel by Dungeon Lord November 23, 2016

Crossbar Hilton 

"The cops busted me and I had to spend the night in the crossbar Hilton."
Crossbar Hilton by Stephanie B September 4, 2005

Crossbar 

Dude, that chick's a skank, she was totally the crossbar for Ted and Dan.
Crossbar by GrandmasterAss July 19, 2010