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crop duster 

A person who does a fart (usually silent) in an area and then leaves, thereby leaving the smell for others to savour.
That guy is a mean cropduster.

He was the worst cropduster that I've ever met.
crop duster by stub004 July 6, 2004

crop duster 

A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.
Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.
crop duster by Zone-Ranger October 23, 2007

Crop Duster 

When a person farts as they walk past you and some buds.
Damn, man the dirty kids fucking crop dusted us again!
Crop Duster by heavy-d March 12, 2003

crop duster 

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag
son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"
crop duster by Punkhead May 28, 2005

Crop Duster 

Sexual act where a male ties a female up, sets up a fan in front of her face, and masturbates into the fan until ejaculation, thus splattering the discharge all over the female's face.
Susie: Tommy, last time you gave me a crop duster you ruined my new top!
Crop Duster by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007

crop duster 

Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.
After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.
crop duster by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003