crocka shit

That's a lie or is that's bullshit

person 1: "im a millionare!"
person 2: "thats a crocka shit!"

by donotlivelaughlove November 1, 2022

cracka shit

Some thing really Cheesy or cheap

or something Stupid and retarded

"damn that ring i got for 25 cents is some cracka shit yo"


"man that guys on some cracka shit"

by homeboy May 6, 2004

A crock’a shit

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.

Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.

by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Cracka Ass Shit Mutha Fucka

Some shit that is wack as hell and or not as it should be

Statement-"What the fuck man, bitch gave me a veggie burger".

Rebutle-"God damn thats is some strait Cracka Ass Shit Mutha fucka".

by Matthew Broderdick April 4, 2009

crock of shit

More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.

"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC

by Nigel Hill September 26, 2005

crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004