croak face

Someone who’s really on your nerves, without thinking you should call them a croak face.

Man, that fool lookin like a croak face

by NatesRoastingHandBook March 1, 2018

cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats

Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob

by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023

Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.

Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009