CRMS

CRMS- Colorado Rocky Mountain School:

A boarding school in Carbondale for extreme left-wing liberals and other people that would not fit in at a normal Highschool.

It sure is weird how those bleeding-heart hippies at CRMS have a fleet of 20 buses that get 8mpg, and drive 50+ miles in each one almost everyday.

CRMS by Steveee Frenchhh September 24, 2011

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Crms

A school with a bunch of snotty little whores who get high and drunk because they think their cool and don’t worry the building is either always to hot or to cold the only good part of the year is Jessie Chris

Crms rats

Crms by Toenshiphoe July 16, 2019

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central regional middle school is where to find guys fighting like girls, people selling flairs and juuls in the middle of class, buying pods at lunch, little bitches talking shit then pussying out, sluts hoeing around, and let’s not forget the asshole teachers who are mostly likely dykes, stuck up for no reason, or possibly high, and probably getting a desk or a chair thrown at them.

kid 1: “you go to crms right, then you gotta let me hit ur juul bro”

kid 2: “nah bro but that kid over there has a juul ask him”
cant spell cancer with out CR!!

crms by crmscrack1324 February 10, 2019

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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