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derived from the word crap.
Man, I ain't tryin' to watch you take no criznap, baby
criznap by Curtis Knapp April 1, 2005
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What Shake has burned into his retinas on the episode "Total Recarl" of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Man, I ain't tryin' to watch Carl take no criznap, baby!
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A colorful means of calling someone or something CRAP
Criznap by C-Hopkins September 28, 2008
Oh criznap, I fell asleep on the highway.
criznap by Stupidvan March 20, 2003
Used in place of crap.
crizap by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

criznack 

Slang term for the 'crack' form of cocaine.

Also used loosely for any number of illicit stimulant.
"I can't wait to get off work this afternoon, when I get home I'm going straight for the criznack."

guy1: "Yo, dj ---- be Killin' dem beats ALL the time!"
guy2:"man, fuck dat punk, he on that criznack- without that he can't even turn on a mixer."
criznack by UpallNite November 18, 2017
feces, crap, poop or the act of excreting them
"Aw man, I gotta take a crizzap."
crizzap by Nick Annetta March 20, 2003
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