Skip to main content
the cutest being. will always be with you whenever you need them. best person to hang out with!
you're such a crixp.
crixp by totally not sweven July 16, 2023
Words you can keep

Crixp’s Voice Reveal 

Something that will never happen
i will Crixp’s voice reveal give the cookies to you
Crixp’s Voice Reveal by Crixp October 17, 2021
Related Words

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

Diamond Crip 

Diamond Crip aka Six Deuce Diamond Crips are reputedly the oldest crip gang in Northern California and one of the first Crip Gangs outside the Los Angeles area. Their origins hail from Fresno, California. Traces of this gang can also be found in Lowell, Massachusetts and Portland, Oregon. In earlier years the Diamond Crips were known as the Diamond Boyz. It wasn't until a youth from L.A., who was affiliated with the Eastside/East Coast Crips, initiated the merger with his friends from Central California. Thus, in the late 70's, the Diamond Crip Gang was born. The numbers 6 and 2 were homage to 62nd street, the members of this gang were responsible for Diamonds becoming Crips and they are affiliated under the East Coast Crip banner. As time went, Diamond Crip felt the need to self identify as a sole entity crip gang that operated under the Northern California card (set), separating from their Southern California counterpart. 62 became interchangeable as a alphanumeric symbol to the initials "FB" (Fresno Boyz).
1. What's up Cuzz?
2. Nothing, just livin' that Diamond Life.
1. Are you going to the function on June 2nd?
2. Hell yeah! Diamond Crips are going to be deep!
Diamond Crip by No-Town Savage November 11, 2019

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline
Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

Criplexic 

Someone who suffers from criplexia; When people of the blood gang don’t understand the concept of the letter C and instead replace it with the letter B.
Blood: Broooo this Boca-Bola is so good rn
White person: bruh you mean Coca Cola? Are you criplexic or what?
Blood: I know what I said nigga, shudda fuck up before I pop yo ass’
Criplexic by TheCockLobster February 21, 2021

Crip Mac 

Tiny Loc Crip Mac is a hood celebrity, a shiny niccel from 55th Street NHC on the West Side of South Central, Los Angeles. You 5 me?

Crip Mac da Loc is a gangster with a bluetiful heart, who gives bacc 5 the community, feeds the homeless on Skid Row in Downtown L.A., hands out clothes, etc. He loves Popeyes chiccen, Crip juice and always has Old English beer on decc, on HOOD. He does no custer thangs, and always ceeps it 55th Street no matter what. He's also a rapper, has a very distinctive 55th Street Crip vocabulary and voice, on hoodstas. He does his Program Time 5 every morning, makes YouTube videos often, loves the number 5 and he really loves big booty citches, on HOOD. He is a good niccel, you 5 me?

His front tooth got knocced out in L.A. County jail catching multiple fades bacc 5 bacc, and lost it in the hole by a swole, old head Brim. He has a giant eye buster stamped on his forehead that says, "HOOVAH KILLA", with the H whacced out because he is really about that HK destruction.

Crip Mac is really who he is, a Crip from 55th Street and he ain't playing, on HOOD.
Cuh 1: Ayy cuz, is that Crip Mac posted up right there on 55th Street doing tha western wiggle wit tha 5 on his head, cuh??
Cuh 5: Lemme see, cuz... oh ye, where cuh from again?!?

Cuh 1: 55th Street, fool!!
Cuh 5: Ye, pull up, cuh!

Crip Mac: Snello!! Top of the morning, cuh. I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on hoodstas! Never commit suicide, everythang gon C alright, on hood!! Drinc plenty of water, cuh, on hood!! Listen 5 Crip Mac, I am snoo I am, on hood! Custerson White, he a custer, on hoodstas!! I give bacc 5 the community. It's the Mac, citch, and I'm bouta attacc, on any snubble, this 55th Street. You 5 me?! I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on HOOD!!
Crip Mac by BigBadWestCoastHead November 27, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next