Crittler

A chav from around Kent, mostly Thanet, enjoys train stations, mcdonalds, trackies, nike footwear and clothes, would like to just do it.

1:CRITTLER ON A MOTORBIKE
2:CRITTLER ON ROLLERBLADES
3:CRITTLER IN A CAR
4:CRITTLER ON A MOPED
5:CRITTLER ON A TRAIN
6:CRITTLER SMOKING A DOOBIE
7:CRITTLER ROBBING CORNER SHOP
8:CRITTLER GETTING CUFFED
9:CRITTLER STEALING YOUR MONIES
10:CRITTLER DRINKING STELLA

by Kikikikikikikjob June 14, 2011

crittler

A drug abused vagabond often seen rummaging through public trash cans whilst talking to their demons. There is no "saving" them or bringing them back into civilization. They have transcended into another category of existence far beyond a sober minds conceptual imagination.

careful taking the trash out tonight, Becky said she saw a crittler in the dumpster earler.

by confluencekayaks July 11, 2023

Critter shitter

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter food

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

CritterVision

A dining oasis located in the Lowcountry of South Carolina for the many woodland critters, local wildlife and birds to visit and feast on a variety of foods, while we get to watch them!

CritterVision is like television that has only one channel and that channel features many of the woodland critters and birds that visit Chris and Jane's backyard!

by CritterVision May 4, 2020

crittering

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

by obx2009 June 1, 2009