Crutchin' 

Crutchin' is a word used to describe a aching pain in one of your limbs or neck. When you have a unbearable pain or stiffness in those mentioned places.

guy 1: "Dude my leg be crutchin' real bad these days"
girl 1: "Really? My brother Jeremy also has a really bad crutchin' leg, I recommend for you to go book a massage."

guy 1: "Alright, thanks lelisie!"

Crutchin' by whoisthatlizard June 20, 2020

Crunchin 

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

Crunchin by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

clutchin nutz 

When a woman controls her man in a dramatically & horrific manner.

Stu couldn't get out the house today, because his wife said he had to paint her toe nails.

damn... She's clutchin major nutz

I hope i never get my nutz clutched.....

Yah, with that shit, clutchin nutz bitches need to stop it.

clutchin nutz by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas 

what happens when drake changes you (21)

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas (Yeah)

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas by saucyrossy/sussy russy December 4, 2022

crunchin' on 

Checkin' out, looking & liking, considering as a possible love prospect, diggin', into someone.

Dude: The girl that just got here and has the nice everything keeps looking this way. Don't make it obvious but who is she lookin' at?

Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.

crunchin' on by John J. J. Schmidt August 26, 2007

Crunchin'

When you don't hear a damn word someone was saying to you because you were eating a whole mouthful of chips or other crunchy food. Can also be used as an excuse for being zoned out when somebody is talking to you.

Mojo: "Mmmm, what I wouldn't do to yer sister..."
Lub: mmmnch crnch "Sorry what? I was crunchin'"
Mojo: "I said those chips must be good"

or

Wife: "So at work today the boss was being a real jerk and...(blah blah blah)...so what do you think of what he said to me?"
Husband: "Umm, I think that's great?"
Wife: "You didn't hear a fucking thing I said did you? what, were you crunchin'?"

Crunchin' by MojoGuy April 2, 2009

Crotchin it 

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

Crotchin it by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009