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Cristali and Zafiro Toon!
A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”
Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!
I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.
I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.
Cristali and Zafiro Toon! by Cheese Whizzzz October 9, 2018
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Cristalyn
Fun, loving and don't really care what people say. Loyal beyond the Earth and loves food.Crazy enough to cut your dick off and go to the hospital with you. Minds her own business and don't fuck with fake ass hoes. When she don't with you it's over no going back. Love sum Hated by many. Shy ,and freaky when you the right one. She strong and smart. Math and science are her main subjects.She is the definition of petty.
Cristaly
one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She's bound to be a leader and lead her followers into success. A wife type of girl.. If you get one, keep her close because she's rare and special. She makes even the saddest person .. Turn into the happiest. Never gives up on anything specially when someone says she can't accomplish the task. Has integrity and the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Simply the most realest and down to earth woman that anyone could ever meet. She fights for what she believes and loves and cares for special ones. We can say..She's perfection.
She's bound to be a leader and lead her followers into success. A wife type of girl.. If you get one, keep her close because she's rare and special. She makes even the saddest person .. Turn into the happiest. Never gives up on anything specially when someone says she can't accomplish the task. Has integrity and the most loyal person you'll ever meet. Simply the most realest and down to earth woman that anyone could ever meet. She fights for what she believes and loves and cares for special ones. We can say..She's perfection.
Cristal
The girl who cares for everyone, worries for people that tell her not to worry for. She also gets heartbroken easily but when in love she'll love you with a full heart. Cristal is always a true friend, always has your back and is very supportive.
Cristal by lliizzbeth March 4, 2019
Cristhel
Cristhel es el nombre de alguien transparente, pura tan cristaliza como el agua de un mantalial y relacionarse con esa persona brindará la misma paz que este posee, característico de alguien empático, sensible al sentimiento, pero no frágil. Tienen el poder de escuchar y aconsejar como unos malditos sabios, son muy sutiles ante los problemas, piensan mucho sobre el autocontrol, son personas que quieres tener cerca siempre.
cristalin
A very nice girl . She is loving. Once she likes one thing she will find a passion for it . She doesn't care of what people think . She is most defiantly somebody to look up to .
cristalin by Alovingmom March 25, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026