crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.

Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)

crispy bacon by elisha lina October 7, 2007

Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 

The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.

Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.

Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.

Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.

Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)

Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.

Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.

Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.

Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.

*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!

Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...

Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch by nathan March 29, 2005

Where's dat bacon crisp at? 

Said to start or get conversations going again. Think of the term 'juicy conversation'. "Where's dat bacon crisp at?" basically means, "What juicy/crispy information do you have?" It can be taken literal as, "Who's got/cooking bacon?".

"So, where's dat bacon crisp at?"
"My dad was murdered last night by a man with a slice of bacon."

Where's dat bacon crisp at? by HunterIsMadness September 17, 2012

crisp p. bacon 

the name of my pig

alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go

crisp p. bacon by kitkat132 May 10, 2021

CRlSPYBACON 

That down horrendous kid in ur class who always talks about his dick length and bikes. He is greek and wants you to stop pronouncing greek food wrong and will need narcotics if u pronounce it wrong. He loves mounting bikes as his hole yt channel is about it

CRlSPYBACON says he is hot

CRlSPYBACON by Forewarde August 9, 2022