cripple spot

Parking space reserved for the disabled.

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"

by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009

cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.

- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.

by Maecello Battaglia October 18, 2008

Cripplepotamus

A fat person on a scooter

"Shit, don't get run over the cripplepotamus."

by CloudX9 December 15, 2011