criplets

Handicapped triplets who are born crippled.

Did you hear that Jennifer had an emergency C-section? Yeah...she had criplets.

by Scottrq May 18, 2008

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

Chiplets

When a a person puts chips, preferably ruffles, in the cavity about to be penetrated and eats the broken pieces afterwards.

Guy:O man that was the best sex ever.
Girl: Your dick is bleeding from the chiplets.
Guy: Its just tabasco added to the ranch thats already on them.
Girl: Thats disgusting.

by Da Jesus April 20, 2005

craplets

little flakes or pieces of shit left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.

I flushed the toilet three times, but I still can't get rid of the craplets.

by maverickdallas October 18, 2009

Chiplets

The small, broken chips at the bottom of the basket of chips at a restaurant

"could we please get some more chips and salsa? All we have left are chiplets!"

by Itsme2023 October 26, 2025