Crime against nature

When a very hot woman is with an unattractive man.

That guy's either got a big dick or a lot of money, cause that's a crime against nature!

by Stepenpit August 20, 2003

crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017