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*Cries in Gucci* 

Definition: A rich and famous person who makes an apology video who "cries" in the video even though they know their faking it and has a better life than someone else.
Omg, Famous person made an apology video and they just *Cries in Gucci* for the whole video!
*Cries in Gucci* by Dr. Pluto September 12, 2020

Cries in Canadian 

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.
Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**
Cries in Canadian by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

Cried in mouth 

Russian slang for someone being bad and or gay
go cried in mouth
Cried in mouth by Pjusky December 18, 2019

No Official Recognition of a ‘Hyena Crips’ Set in Detroit

Based on publicly available reporting, the group referred to as the “Hyena Crips” or “Scoregang Crips” in Detroit is not recognized by law‑enforcement as an established organized set, and no official records confirm a multi‑member structure. Publicly observed activity associated with the group largely consists of graffiti tags and documented markings, rather than evidence of an organized tag‑wars crew with recognized members or defined territory. As of all publicly accessible information, no law‑enforcement agency in Detroit or Oakland County has verified the existence of a formal “Hyena Crips” set.
There No Official Recognition of a ‘Hyena Crips’ Set in Detroit nobody knows what that is - Detroit native

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.