crib midgets
All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008
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Unborn Crib Midget
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
Unborn Crib Midget by geederd December 12, 2021
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CRIB MIDGET • Unborn Crib Midget • crib • crib notes • crib rat • Crib Abuse • Crib addict • crib ass • Crib Bumper • crib cabbage
CRIB MIDGET
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
CRIB MIDGET by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
Crib midget
A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.
Crib midget by Runks February 2, 2008
Cribmidget
"Hey, Karen, how's your little cribmidget doing?"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to text you a page and a half of nonsense, the cribmidget got ahold of my phone."
"Sorry, I didn't mean to text you a page and a half of nonsense, the cribmidget got ahold of my phone."
Cribmidget by JustLik3Me November 3, 2019
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