Definitions by JustLik3Me

Dick hair 

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.

1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."

Dick hair by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025

Manqueef 

A manqueef is one of those sneaky farts that gets trapped in a dudes butt rack, and travels out underneath the balls, usually happens when sitting/laying in certain positions.

"I was trying not to fart, but I ended up letting out a manqueef instead."

Manqueef by JustLik3Me March 19, 2021

Cribmidget 

A baby or toddler, another term for a young child.

"Hey, Karen, how's your little cribmidget doing?"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to text you a page and a half of nonsense, the cribmidget got ahold of my phone."

Cribmidget by JustLik3Me November 3, 2019

Relapse Buddy 

A fellow recovering addict who decides to relapse with you to keep you from spiraling too far out of control, and ultimately, to help get you back on the wagon when the time comes.

"Yo, I saw that thing you posted on Facebook, do you need a relapse buddy?"

Relapse Buddy by JustLik3Me November 1, 2019

money hung 

A guy who has a lot of money, but a disappointing dick. Girls will typically be drawn to him for his money.

His dick ain't shit, but at least he's money hung.

money hung by JustLik3Me August 16, 2017