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A cool dude from the 1970s
Man that Crewser is one cool dude
crewser by Crewsman January 2, 2015
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THE CREWSER

A washed up ironworker who can straighten 1 inch street chokers with his bare hands! 1-1/4 inch steel braided arms that have cuts loose millions of chokers. He is the guy you don't FUCK WITH, because he is the guy that invented FUCKIN WITH! Insubordination will not be tolerated when he is around. Can slap a bitch from 600 miles away. Hung more iron than anyone has ever driven by in a single lifetime. All around good mother-fuckin Ironworker.
"Holy shit here comes the CREWSER, we better drag up now cuz he's taking all of our jobs."
THE CREWSER by little rivets June 24, 2014

hat crewer 

A male member of the hat crew who treats girls with no respect, and hit it and quit it. They think that they are above everyone else, and act like a douche-bag all the time. Hat crewers make scenes everywhere they go and are always loud and obnoxious. Hat crewers can commonly be known wearing fitted hats (or being associated with people who wear fitted hats), white t's and or wife beaters, and always have fresh cuts. Hat crewers are also know for being big par-tiers, and taking Facebook photos of themselves with no shirts on.
Hat crewers are in every school
hat crewer by I Got Your Back February 21, 2011
The first sip of an ultra- ice-cold energy drink, which vitalises your soul and ignites your passion for life.
"Now that's what I call a creaser"
creaser by StickInSon October 31, 2022
1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact.

2: Something that is really funny
1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the desk it was a real creaser.

2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.
Creaser by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Crewkerne 

Also known as Crew by those who 'DO NOT' live there. Crewkerne is a small town, mainly filled with, phaedophiles, chavers and transfetstites (along with the town pikies). For those who live there it's a small but pleasant town filled with joyfull country lady stores. For those who don't they will say a different opinion for they will have possibly only seen the chavers walking around in londsdale trackies shouting. "INIT, mate. yeah crewkerne's fukcing mint!".. But to be honest with you, crewkerne's just like any other town around the world however you don't see that untill you see those you make it. :)

CREWKERNE:
Another word for a sex move.
a) "Give me some crewkerne baby!"
or
b) "Hey, I live in Crewkenre, and you?"
Crewkerne by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008

Crewkerne 

Crewkerne is the smallest, shittiest town in England. It is known to have the most pubs and hair salons for a small town. You often see chavs walking around with their shirts off calling out offensive things to young women. There is no Burger King, there are about two food places and lots of closed down chinese restaurants. There are many 1p sweet sellers where you can nick sweets and shove them up your sleeve. Crewkerne is the smallest town known the earth. There is no shopping other then stamps at the post office and the 'country lady' store, and lets not forgot all the age old lingerie places that sell granny thongs and go by the name of 'Sugar and Spice'. Basically, to sum it up, CREWKERNE SUCKS.
'man, my moms making us go to CREWKERNE today!'
Crewkerne by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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