Crewkerne is the smallest, shittiest town in England. It is known to have the most pubs and hair salons for a small town. You often see
chavs walking around with their shirts off calling out offensive things to young women. There is no
Burger King, there are about two food places and lots of closed down chinese restaurants. There are many 1p
sweet sellers where you can nick sweets and shove them up your sleeve. Crewkerne is the smallest town known the
earth. There is no shopping other then stamps at the post office and the 'country lady' store, and lets not forgot all the age old lingerie places that sell granny thongs and go by the name of 'Sugar and Spice'. Basically, to sum it up, CREWKERNE SUCKS.