creaser 

The first sip of an ultra- ice-cold energy drink, which vitalises your soul and ignites your passion for life.

"Now that's what I call a creaser"

creaser by StickInSon October 31, 2022

Creaser 

1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact.

2: Something that is really funny

1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the desk it was a real creaser.

2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.

Creaser by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Creaser 

Used to describe a scene of banter that is so fucking hilarious that you acquire crease marks on your belly from laughing so hard. Often, recipients of a creaser will be left crying and/or on the floor. It can also be used when a very dead joke is made, and someone could sarcastically exclaim that it was a “creaser”.

*retarded banter*
-“holy shit that’s creaserrr I’m crying lmaaoo”

Creaser by Silly_cunt June 8, 2018

Ryan Creamer 

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

Ryan Creamer by Time for crab May 30, 2019

Crease Lizard 

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.

Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.

Crease Lizard by Sir Charles Barkley May 14, 2010

champagne creamer 

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

champagne creamer by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Skunked a creamer 

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.

Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.

Skunked a creamer by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017