Crewkerne 

Also known as Crew by those who 'DO NOT' live there. Crewkerne is a small town, mainly filled with, phaedophiles, chavers and transfetstites (along with the town pikies). For those who live there it's a small but pleasant town filled with joyfull country lady stores. For those who don't they will say a different opinion for they will have possibly only seen the chavers walking around in londsdale trackies shouting. "INIT, mate. yeah crewkerne's fukcing mint!".. But to be honest with you, crewkerne's just like any other town around the world however you don't see that untill you see those you make it. :)

CREWKERNE:
Another word for a sex move.

a) "Give me some crewkerne baby!"
or
b) "Hey, I live in Crewkenre, and you?"

Crewkerne by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008

Crewkerne 

Crewkerne is the smallest, shittiest town in England. It is known to have the most pubs and hair salons for a small town. You often see chavs walking around with their shirts off calling out offensive things to young women. There is no Burger King, there are about two food places and lots of closed down chinese restaurants. There are many 1p sweet sellers where you can nick sweets and shove them up your sleeve. Crewkerne is the smallest town known the earth. There is no shopping other then stamps at the post office and the 'country lady' store, and lets not forgot all the age old lingerie places that sell granny thongs and go by the name of 'Sugar and Spice'. Basically, to sum it up, CREWKERNE SUCKS.

'man, my moms making us go to CREWKERNE today!'

Crewkerne by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008

crackerneck 

Crackerneck describe's white trash, red neck's and/or hillbillie's. A new derogatory term used to define the Caucasian men and women whom live in the Midwestern State's, Southern State's and the remote mountain location's of America. They brew their own illegal liquor, survive off of mountain dew and chewing tobacco and breed like rabbit's while never worrying about the condition of their property.
This is also the name of a road in the town of Trenton, located in the middle of nowhere in southern Illinois.

Look at all the trash in the front yard of those damn crackerneck's!

That crackerneck is ratchet!
Look at the ba-donk-a-donk on that crackerneck!

Never trust a crackerneck. He has a shotgun with him at all time's.

That crackerneck is a whole new kind of honky.
So, you live on Crackerneck Street? How many rusted car's are in your front yard and is there a toilet being used as a flower pot?

crackerneck by Country Buggaboo July 17, 2014

creeperness 

when someone is a creeper. the state of being a creeper.

kelsey is not proud of her creeperness! be proud kelsey be proud!

creeperness by Lalaland4 July 20, 2009

Creeperness 

The ability to stalk other people on Facebook.

I'm glad you give me credit for teaching you the ultimate creeperness.

Creeperness by Massta December 27, 2010

Crackerness 

When a white person gets a person of another race to do a job that the white person does not want to do.

"I see that Tom committed another randon act of crackerness when he asked Jamal to take out the trash." crackerly

Crackerness by FlyGuyfourthree June 19, 2015