A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.
Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.
by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008
Get the crevice crunchy mug.A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.
"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"
"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"
"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"
"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007
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