Crestwood 

A neighborhood in Yonkers, New York. Thought of by Yonkersites as being its own "stuck-up town", Crestwood chooses not to identify with the rest of Yonkers. It is entirely residential, middle to upper-middle class, and to compound their sense of being separate from Yonkers, it shares a zip code (10707) with the neighboring town of Tuckahoe.

Crestwood is the northeasternmost section of Yonkers, bound by the Yonkers city line and by Scarsdale Road, Crisfield Street, and Central Avenue. (plus maybe a couple of blocks over those boundaries.)

Crestwood by YO Man July 7, 2004

Crestwood 

A small ass white town that isnt legally a town. Kids go to get fucked up in crestwood.

You going to crestwood tonight?

Crestwood by Dentyheadd April 9, 2017

Crestwood 

A town that is technically sitauted in Yonkers. This is a fact that most people in the town will never let you live down. EVER. When in actuallity, the "town" section of it, or where stores are located, are in Eastchester and Tuckahoe. Most of the uper-middle class Irish kids think they are hard because they technically are part of Yonkers. Meanwhile, they aer comforted in their extremley lavish homes but still can't help but yell thinkgs like "C-WOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!" To some it up simply, the train station is refered to as Crestwood/Eastchester when arriving at the platform.

Irish Kid 1: We are soooooo hard cuz like Mary J. Blige and DMX grew up in our town! What do you have, bitch?

Intelligent Person: Actually, they did not. They grew up in Yonkers. You grow up in Crestwood, secluded from all other towns. You don't even belong to anything.

Crestwood by notcrestwoodgay June 26, 2009

Crestwood Community School

A school located in Eastleigh.

Quite a few people who go there think they are roadmen and running ends like its Croydon, but depending on who you are it might be alright. If you read the dictionary on a daily basis and know everything then just go here, if you are weird don't bother. Don't wear Fresh White Air Forces to the school because they'll be a different colour at the end of the day. Some people are a bit annoying but lets not snitch on them.

Crestwood Community School is okay just don't be weird please.

Crestwood Community School by Bella Poarch November 13, 2020

Crestwood High School 

Crestwood is a shitty school in Mountain Top PA. Our principal doesnt do shit while our vice principal has to do absolutely everything. Theres like 3000 people that go here and i think 20 actually like going here. The food here is so bad and half the teachers arent qualified to work here. Whoever the hell makes our schedules is retarded, I shouldnt have to walk from the middle school to the high school basement for a class and only have 5 minutes to do so. And theres so many damn emo girls here its like a spreading virus, they will bark and hiss at you and play my chemical romance in their airpods.
Then you have the skinny white/mixed boys who think they gangster. They walk around saggin and act like people are scared of them and they can beat up anyone like theyre the next Muhhamad Ali.
And theres the rednecks, everybody knows that specific group of white boys who always breaks their arm on a quad or something. They always get yelled at during lunch but they cool, they all funny and better than the wanna be gang members.
The sport players, Basketball, Football, Varsity or Junior High. Theyre all favorited by the staff, and half of them act like theyre gonna get a D1 scholarship and then get picked first round in the draft.

Normal kids, the only people who go to school, dont do anything stupid or annoying, then leave. They have a circle of friends, everyone knows who they are, theyre easy to get along with. a

This school blows

A: Yo do you go to Crestwood High School?
B: Sadly

Crestwood High School by Crestwood Slander August 16, 2022

Crestwood High 

A school located in northwestern Sydney. Is ruled over by pure evil. Enjoyed an era of greatness during 2004 but with the Year 12s that will be there in 2005 it will probably slip down to the level of Model Farms or Northmead. Was once a favourite target for vandals including the famous time an English room was torched during 2002. Since then a great big fence was built around it, causing the place to look even more like a prison. Home to groups of people such as the Ethnics (a group of Asian and Middle Eastern people who only appeared inside rarely and spent a lot of the time in the carpark) and the Kingdom (a group of revolutionaries who aimed to overthrow the dictatorship and establish a communist state).

"Crestwood High, more like Crestwood Gaol."

Crestwood High by The Party February 1, 2005

Crestwood High School 

Weak ass principal and annoying ass students. t he “popular” kids be embarassin tf outta them selves😂😂

crestwood high school is fuckin annoying

Crestwood High School by Marvey mills October 14, 2021