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Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
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Crabs in the bucket 

People who are stuck in bad situations. Who drag you down with them

Comes from what happens when u place crabs in a bucket. One trys to escape the others grab their legs and try to escape so it ends up they all never get out.
Them people they just crabs in the bucket. U gotta get away from them

creestyle 

To hangout and not do anything.
“I’m just kickin it creestyle today”
creestyle by TomJarvis101 October 2, 2022
Cresa is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her eyes light up the world when your having a bad day, and she has a smile that will make your heart melt. She is the most beautiful girl that the world has ever seen. Your life is not complete until you know a Cresa. She surprises you daily with how awesome she truelly is. Cresa's are also unbelieveably nice.

Her personallity is everything that a guy could ever ask for. She can will blow your mind with her dance moves and leaves you speechless with every word.
Cresa's are kind, caring, thoughtful, and EXTREMELY attractive.
Dude, you haven't met Cresa yet? No wonder your always in a pissy mood....
Cresa by StudlySniper June 11, 2012

Crease Lizard 

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.
Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.

creestyle 

To kick back and hangout.
“Sorry man I’m kickin it creestyle today”
creestyle by TomJarvis101 October 2, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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