creaturefied

(Adj.): resembling the bodily appearance of any class of non-human creatures; possessing bodily features suggestive of a human/non-human hybrid; having attributes akin to a Frankenstein-variety gene splicing experiment between a human and some wild, untamed animal; the condition relating to one whose body goes wholly against nature

Ben: Yo, take a look at Erick. He looks like Michael Strahan with those front teeth; does he floss with a jump rope? And, holy god, his hands dangle a mile out of his sleeves, and his toes could take a tire off a car with no tools.
Bert: Yeah dude, I know. Erick is creaturefied.

by BerELBERTO November 30, 2017