creamy-kachi 

Creamy-kachi is the term used to describe a pile of excrement on the floor that makes you feel happy. It is scientifically proven to increase your serotonin due to the excrements production of negative ions in the air we live and breath. Creamy-kachi makes you wanna jump, and love and live in the moment at the first sight. But after 10 minutes, you'll need to use the ladies room.

Oh goodness, i feel great as wow! Said Jessica

Why do you believe that is? Said claudia

Jessica was thinking but claudia reminded her of the excrement she previously saw laying in a pile on the dirt.
Ohh, Jessica, i think your reasoning behind this happiness is due to that excrement you saw on the dirt previously, Claudia said, remember that CREAMY-KACHI OO CREAMY-KACHI??? Claudia's head twitched because she has Tourette's.

Jessica felt relived to have been provided with an answer on why she felt so ecstatic and amazing at this moment but Jessica realised that in 10 mins, she'll need to use the ladies room so she began walking there. Claudia followed Jessica to the ladies room. They entered together. They sat and did their business (only Jessica because claudia didn't see the excrement). Claudia wished she saw the excrement. They sighed cohesively.

creamy-kachi by Mrhonestyslay12 June 11, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012