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cream saver 

After a girl get ass fucked, she shits out blood and cum mixed together in a creamy swirl.
Kevin fucked my ass so hard last night that I shat out a cream saver this morning!
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Cream Saver 

When a man is on the verge of climaxing and the woman grabs his cock violently causing a blockage of sperm.
Right before splooging, Ralph made a bad comment to his hooker who grab his tool and caused a cream saver.
Cream Saver by Belt Room January 31, 2007

cream saver 

I've got a couple cream savers knocking on my front door trying to convert me.

Creamsaver 

When a guy cums on a girls stomach. Then the semen hardens in her bellybutton. Next morning she wakes up with a little momento...
a bellybutton creamsaver!!! MMM! MMM! Tastey!
she woke up and was happy to see that Todd left her a little protein creamsaver.... Don't skip breakfast!!
Creamsaver by Talley Singer September 23, 2004

Creamsaver 

To perverts, something really nasty, which someone else already defined.

To the rest of us, it's an actual candy, a type of lifesaver that had the fruit mixed with creamy flavor. Now it's off the shelves but it was delicious while it lasted.

lifesaver candy
"Hey mom can we buy some creamsavers at Walmart?

outdated mom walmart
Creamsaver by jasmineagrabah November 24, 2011

strawberry creamsaver 

When a girl is going down on you, pull out, come on her face and then punch her in the nose... smear the blood and seman together.
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