It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station
by Eyeboy2015 March 07, 2015
The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.
He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.
by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020
the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.
LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
by fringe tickler November 09, 2010
by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 01, 2006
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 05, 2019
by bird1007 July 28, 2009
a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008