creagon

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A guy with an incredibly small dick, usually pushes women away and makes them sick to their stomachs

That guy is a real creagon all the bitches are going away.

creagon by Deezwaybos April 6, 2017

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creamongus

when moo is acting sussy.

Moo is being really creamongus today.

creamongus by susmoo69420 May 12, 2022

Related Words

creagon • Creaton • Cragon • creagan • creamon • creamongus • Creago • Creason • Creatonville • cream on a bagel

Creaton

A person who is a TOTAL idiot and a pain in the ASS.

Phil is a total Creaton.

Creaton by Kenneth Houston Hamby March 10, 2008

creamongus

when moo is acting sussy.

Moo is being really creamongus.

creamongus by susmoo69420 May 12, 2022

Cragon

Much like a craigon.A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area. They are the first known , named a hundred years before the later name Craigon was used to describe the awkward characters. They are very known for there awkward statements and the loudest and ugliest laugh ever heard. Legend says, women would Run from the cragon like sheep from wolves. While the women ran away it is said they would be heard from hills away by their alarming laugh and that all the farmers in the vicinity of the cragon would go out and make a wellness check on their elderly cows. The cragon and the craigon were always known as the only two legged creatures to be covered in all red clothing and could be found sleeping in locations of heavily animal defecated areas and were known to howl the horrible laugh as they defecated throughout night and day.

I read a book in Scottish history and there are these ginger human like animals that were known to be so musky and loud that even the wild boar was extremely afraid to go near the past sleeping areas, they were known as cragon and craigon. Could you imagine anything like that Billy? I swear I seen one last week , it was dressed in all red and I think the smell of it made my nose bleed!

Cragon by Chompchomp96 October 1, 2018

creaton

Misspelling of cretin. Idiot or someone born with cretinism.

Derived from french crétin, also meaning idiot.

He spelled it as "creaton" because he's an absolute cretin!

creaton by thorr18 May 13, 2021

creagan

Definitely the kinda guy to be good hearted, but simp over literally any girl who he can get near because he’s a desperate virgin. Has a small cock, but beats the shit out of it all the time, lowkey a gay nigga

Yeah bruh, that guy is definitely a Creagan

creagan by VaughnD June 25, 2020

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026