Cragon

Much like a craigon.A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area. They are the first known , named a hundred years before the later name Craigon was used to describe the awkward characters. They are very known for there awkward statements and the loudest and ugliest laugh ever heard. Legend says, women would Run from the cragon like sheep from wolves. While the women ran away it is said they would be heard from hills away by their alarming laugh and that all the farmers in the vicinity of the cragon would go out and make a wellness check on their elderly cows. The cragon and the craigon were always known as the only two legged creatures to be covered in all red clothing and could be found sleeping in locations of heavily animal defecated areas and were known to howl the horrible laugh as they defecated throughout night and day.

I read a book in Scottish history and there are these ginger human like animals that were known to be so musky and loud that even the wild boar was extremely afraid to go near the past sleeping areas, they were known as cragon and craigon. Could you imagine anything like that Billy? I swear I seen one last week , it was dressed in all red and I think the smell of it made my nose bleed!

by Chompchomp96 October 1, 2018

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

by Metiolate March 17, 2022

white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006