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Much like a craigon.A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area. They are the first known , named a hundred years before the later name Craigon was used to describe the awkward characters. They are very known for there awkward statements and the loudest and ugliest laugh ever heard. Legend says, women would Run from the cragon like sheep from wolves. While the women ran away it is said they would be heard from hills away by their alarming laugh and that all the farmers in the vicinity of the cragon would go out and make a wellness check on their elderly cows. The cragon and the craigon were always known as the only two legged creatures to be covered in all red clothing and could be found sleeping in locations of heavily animal defecated areas and were known to howl the horrible laugh as they defecated throughout night and day.
I read a book in Scottish history and there are these ginger human like animals that were known to be so musky and loud that even the wild boar was extremely afraid to go near the past sleeping areas, they were known as cragon and craigon. Could you imagine anything like that Billy? I swear I seen one last week , it was dressed in all red and I think the smell of it made my nose bleed!
Cragon by Chompchomp96 October 1, 2018
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1.(crabs in a wagon)Look that four year old has crabs in a wagon its a cragon.
2.(wagon that looks like a crab) mom I found a Cragon at target c a n I get it for my beach trip?
3. (Person who is being mean or crabby, and is carrying bad moods) man Jeremy is being a real big Cragon today.
Cragon by luv_kittycupcake June 1, 2026
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