crazyapple

A boy who is crazy about apples. This is a serious issue however, the boy can only be described as being a Mong.

Bob was such a crazyapple at the supermarket yesterday.

by the tall guy lol October 30, 2011

Crabapple

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

reverse crabapple

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

CrabApple

A person who is super grumpy

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.

by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

crabapple

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple Nipples

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple

Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014