One of those words you can use in pretty much any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "crapmostank," and people will know exactly what you're talking about. At least in the south part of America.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a crapmostank", the act of caring about something.
4. An expression of surprise.
5. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
6. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
7. You lost your keys? Crapmostank.
8. CRAAAAP-MO-STAAAAAANK she's hot!
9. I don't give a crapmostank what you think!
11. You will be crapmostanked for doing that.
12. You're so rude! Crapmostank!
13. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: CRAPMOSTANK!!

Person 1: Tie the rope around his neck!
6 seconds later
Person 2: Crapmostank! The rope snapped!

crapmostank by Jens Wedberg July 9, 2012

crapmonger

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

crapmonger by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006

crazymotherfuckingdrink

-noun
Pronunciation: CRAZY motherfucking DRINK
1. Getting hella blazed on that Rafam dub, fo $fiftain. Heading toward the nearest Jack in the Box.
DRIVE THROUGH..
ORDER. (Founder HERONIE and co-founder COCAINA are usuals.)

2 pumps of sprite, 3 pumps of Dr. pepper, a little orange soda, 1 pump of coke, and a little bit of lemonade.
actual results may vary.

Don't forget the ranch!

"That is one.. crazymotherfuckingdrink!!!"
"yeah, I'd like two 99cent tacos for 99cents, two chicken sandwhiches, and ONE CRAZYMOTHERFUCKINGDRINK!"..

crazymotherfuckingdrink by INyo May 3, 2008

Cramon

The genetically modified fruit of a Cranberry and a Lemon, if there was one. It is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. Its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a Cramon, such as sunshine, Christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. Although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.

A: I would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!

B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!

A: A Cramon! How brilliant!

Cramon by dessert_tree454 February 4, 2010

Crazemonkey

A crazy person who is dancing to dubstep and throwing things everywhere. Someone who is notorious for being a Crazemonkey, may sometimes be called a "Crazemonk"

Ronald: Dang! Jonathan is such a Crazemonkey to night!

Billy: He dances to that dubstep like no other Crazemonkey I've seen!
Jonathan: I AM SUCH A CRAZEMONK TODAY!

Crazemonkey by GombertTheNobleKnight December 1, 2016

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026