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crazistat 

Any statistic or fact that involves some level of stupidity or idiocity. Can be humorous but ultimately may fall outside the normal range of acceptable facts and statistics.
Hey man I heard this crazistat the other day that it would take 95 billion tablespoons stacked to get to the moon.
crazistat by Sta1nl3ss September 11, 2014
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crapstation 

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.
my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.
crapstation by metroider May 15, 2005
crapistan (cra - pis - tan)

origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.

it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!
My dog ate my homework! Crapistan! (can be use as a substitute for fuck/shit/damn/crap)

crabitat 

Crabitat can describe any habitat suitable for any species of crab (decapod crustaceans).
Low tide exposes lots of good crabitat, yo.
crabitat by SeaStar17 August 2, 2011
an extremely racist person; a crazy racist person ; an act of racism so blunt and inconsiderate that it's just crazy.
"Did you see that new segment last week about the KFC that ran out of chicken, and they only interviewed disgruntled black folks? That was straight up Crazist man, unbelievable."
Crazist by Melquiades September 27, 2012

calistatube 

the girl with the ugly blue wall
person 1: "did you watch calistatube's newest video?"
person 2: "who's calistatube?"
person 1: "you know, the girl with the ugly blue wall."
person 2: "oh right! calistatube!"
calistatube by cabinethealer59 January 23, 2022

crabitation 

1. imitation crab meat
2. someone whose very presence makes people instantly crabby.
3. (crabitate) v. the act of shying away from a crabitating person.
Let's buy some of that crabitation to put on our salads.
Mootz Moody is the master of crabitation. All he has to do is open his mouth and people crabitate away from him.
crabitation by The Blackwolf October 23, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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