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The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.

Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.

The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"
“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”

“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”

“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”
Craypot by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013
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crapotle 

pronounced "crap-poat-lay". the insanely massive dump you take a few hours or the next day after dining with chipotle, the mexican fast food chain.
why is she taking so long in the bathroom? what is she doing in there?" "yo she must be taking a crapotle man.
crapotle by chaoslord24 August 21, 2010

Russian Crabpot 

Step 1. You and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
Step 2. Get in empty freezer. (You have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like Russia.)
Step 3. Have her do a handstand.
Step 4. Lift her up so where you are doing 69
Step 5. Dig in.
Congratulations you have now had a successful Russian Crabpot. Now I would recomend shaving.
Guy 1). Dude im so cold and my face itches.
Guy 2). Whoa what happened?
Guy 1). The Russian Crabpot happened.
Russian Crabpot by Jpatches December 13, 2010

CryPotato 

A small little potato prone to a incureable crying disease hence the name CryPotato, CryPotato is also a gamer of many sorts
GODDAMNIT! i just got killed by that darn CryPotato again!
CryPotato by El Potato God January 24, 2017
A combination of the words crazy and psychotic to make crayotic
Check out this crazy psychotic cunt # crayotic
Crayotic by Rigmafluffle March 11, 2020

Goodie claypot spinwheel 

The act of inserting a smoke detector ( preferably battery over a hardwired) into vaginal canal of Barbra Walters. The pitcher MUST proform the procedure with a vigorous stroke and inflict great vengeance and fury upon the likes she has never experience.
Went to see the taping of the show twenty-twenty and all my fantasies came true! I got to goodie claypot spinwheel the night away!!

craypotted 

when a friend suggests that you put money into a certain business on the basis that it will list on a stock exchange soon. for whatever reason, the business is unable to list. although you retain shares in the business, you are unable to sell them to anyone. you are now craypotted
for fuck's sake mate you've stitched me up on that "hot tip".. now i'm craypotted
craypotted by hendope December 13, 2018
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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