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cratch whore

someone who is not worthy of being called a crack whore, usually they are bitchy girls that need a slap.
OMG olivia that boys ex is such a cratch whore.
Meh that girl is a cratch whore, burn her.
Travis's wife is a damn fukin cratch whore!
by Bang Bang April 19, 2006
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Whore's Crotch

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
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crotchwhore

a rotten skanky slut; hooker; tramp
one who sells her body for illicit substances.
Yeah! She definitely looks like a crotchwhore to me!
by hunnybunny666 January 5, 2011
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You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
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