crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

crap wrap by christophorus August 5, 2011

Wrap your crap 

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

Wrap your crap by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020

Wrap n Crap 

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.

After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.

Wrap n Crap by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022