crap wrap

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shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

crap wrap by christophorus August 5, 2011

Words you can keep

Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

Wrap your crap by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020

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Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.

After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.

Wrap n Crap by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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