This is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn't wipe her anus correctly and leaves poop on it. She pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. When the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her crap strap. Total turn off, unless he is just as gross!
Brandon: Wow last night I was so horny I got my girl to the bedroom and I pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total Crap Strap!!!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
by Rainbows in my Eyes June 11, 2010
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Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.
See also oh shit handle.
See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
by renegadeblack May 31, 2009
Get the oh crap strap mug.Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.
A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."
"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"
"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"
by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008
Get the Crapstravaganza mug.A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.
by Boon Bones October 31, 2011
Get the crapstrap mug.1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.
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