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Jew Crankies
Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!
Goy: Dude what's up with you
Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies
Goy: Dude what's up with you
Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies
Jew Crankies by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012
Related Words
no cookies for old crankies
a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.
no cookies for old crankies by daveydogood April 4, 2009
Bustin Crannies
Bro 1: Dude, I'm bustin crannies.
Bro 2: Did you suck too much dick?
Bro 1: Dude, what?! No! I went home for Thanksgiving and we had a turducken.
Bro 2: Did you suck too much dick?
Bro 1: Dude, what?! No! I went home for Thanksgiving and we had a turducken.
Bustin Crannies by Gruntmaster 10k June 30, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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